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The Five Things

Comedy

TV-PG

21

Apr 25, 2012

Jeff can't think of five nice things to say about Audrey; Russell encourages Timmy to serenade a woman; Jennifer and Adam mistakenly get Jeff and Audrey's bank statement.

Season 6, 15 episodes

Russell tries to get out of his marriage to an overly enthused Liz, who tries to make it work, while Jeff attempts to engage Audrey in dirty talk.

Bros Before Nodes,

Worried about getting his father's approval, Russell gets Liz all dolled up to meet him.

Audrey Is Dumb,

Jeff celebrates Audrey's inability to talk after her node removal surgery. Russell gets Timmy to fire an employee for him, and Adam discovers he's only getting free stuff because of his good looks.

Everyone spends a weekend in Vermont to watch the leaves change. During the trip, Adam gets poison ivy on his hands, Jeff has an embarrassing experience on the inn's computer, and Liz begins to realize that her marriage is a sham.

Jeff uses an app on his phone that automatically puts his calls through to Audrey's voicemail. Meanwhile, Adam befriends a clothing salesman who helps him against his friends when he picks up some questionable clothing choices.

Audrey tries to persuade Jeff to eat healthier when he is diagnosed with high cholesterol, but he can’t help sneaking around with Brenda for unhealthy food.

Jeff and Audrey engage in a battle of wills when she refuses to admit that she hates the armchair she ordered while Jeff pretends to love it.

Scavenger Hunt,

To try to show his care and interest in their relationship, Jeff sends Audrey on a scavenger hunt. Russell thinks Jennifer has a sex tape and enlists Timmy's help in finding it.

Audrey believes her maid needs an operation to correct the limp she has to be able to walk better, thinking she is doing the right thing Audrey asks her neighbors to contribute to the cause not having any idea what the money is really intended for.

After The Lovin',

Frustrated by his boss blaming him for burning his mouth on hot soup, Timmy has a special spoon created for Russell. Audrey's plan backfires when she tries to seduce Jeff in the bedroom in order to get him to complete household tasks.

Missed Connections,

Timmy wants to reconnect with a woman he met on the subway; Jeff and Audrey turn on each other when former friends snub them.

The Five Things,

Jeff can't think of five nice things to say about Audrey; Russell encourages Timmy to serenade a woman; Jennifer and Adam mistakenly get Jeff and Audrey's bank statement.

Audrey drags Jen to a Bon Jovi concert to prove that she's still young and fun, leaving Jeff and Adam at home. Russell finds a phone number in his pocket and asks Timmy to investigate.

Audrey tries to prepare for motherhood by continuing to repair a doll that she keeps damaging. Meanwhile, Jeff questions whether the very pregnant Brenda should be dating anymore, and Adam tries to convince Jennifer that he is a manly man.

Audrey's Shower,

Jen puts the wrong date on the invitations to Audrey's baby shower, Jeff likes Audrey's maternity clothes, and Russell gives up women.

Details

Rules of Engagement

Comedy

TV-PG

2

21

It doesn't matter if you're in love, out of love, or somewhere in between, you have to play by the RULES OF ENGAGEMENT!

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