It's Simon's first day as a hospital porter, but a misunderstanding with a dead Rabbi means he finishes his first shift having to impersonate a doctor.

Porters

Death

In an effort to impress Lucy, Simon makes a grand gesture of offering his kidney to a young transplant patient – knowing the odds of it matching are a million to one. But because of a selfish act by Frankie, he may have to go through with it.

Dialysissy

When Simon comes up with a scheme to improve efficiency at the hospital, it quickly lands him in hot water with Frankie. And Simon is about to find out there is nothing more dangerous than an angry Frankie.

Ubermensch Simon

Pluto

Simon is forced to become a sperm donor to raise extra rent money while a patient in Anthony's care starts behaving wildly when they're awoken from a coma.

Coma & Sperm

Simon is forced to resort to desperate measures when Lucy tells him she's engaged to Dr Mckenzie while a new wheeler-dealer porter Anthony threatens Frankie's “business” empire.

Engagement

When surgeon extraordinaire Mr. Pradeep is put under Simon's wing for the day for charity, disaster ensues just as a cosplaying Orc fanatic is admitted into the hospital.

Orc & Pradeep

It's Halloween and Simon's first night shift coincides with an escaped prisoner roaming the wards – will he and Frankie survive?!

Halloween

Simon breaks the hospital's new multi-million-pound surgical robot. Will he manage to fix it before a YouTube star goes under the knife?

Ham & Cheese

A major accident simulation day goes awry when a real major accident happens.

MISS

Simon has begun to embrace the world of hospital portering but still foolishly thinks becoming a doctor and dating a nurse are realistic goals.

Coma & Sperm

Full Episodes

Season 2, 6 episodes