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Cold Swine Sucks...And So Does Falling In Love

Comedy

TV-14

21

May 21, 2012

Tasha reads a text message on Pookie's phone and finds out he's been living with another woman. Meanwhile, due to the urging of Melaine, Derwin pushes Irv to explore a new contract offer in D.C.

Season 5, 22 episodes

In the fifth season premiere, Melanie contends with Derwin's abortion accusation by leading him to believe he was the father of a child she terminated in college.

In the second half of the fifth season opener, Melanie reveals a huge confession to Derwin regarding the abortion that he assumed was of their child.

No Money Mo Problems,

Melanie feels like something is missing in her life after Derwin goes back to Irv as his manager.

The Black People Episode,

Melanie and Tasha's feud finds a public forum while preparing for the annual Sunbeams fashion show.

Grand Opening, Grand Closing,

Jason's ego takes a hit when Chardonnay rejects his proposal about hooking up after their upcoming annulment.

Drink.Pray.Love,

Melanie has a showdown with Tasha at Drop Bar. Meanwhile, Malik has a hard time letting go of his dream home when he's forced to short sell his mansion.

The Tricks Episode,

When a YouTube video of Malik and Derwin doing football tricks goes viral, the guys ride the wave hoping it takes Malik off the bench and back onto the field.

Matchmaker, Matchmaker...Mind Your Business!,

Tasha falls for a new man, Reynaldo, who turns out to be a male escort. Meanwhile, Melanie, in the spirit of fostering a friendship with Janay, throws a dinner party for her and her new man, Noah.

Keep Your Friends Close And Your Prostitutes Closer,

Melanie attempts to foster goodwill between herself and Janay by convincing Derwin to make an effort to get to know Noah.

Catfight On The Catwalk,

Melanie will do whatever it takes to make the Sunbeam Fashion Show a success in spite of all the obstacles ... Jason is acting like a diva.

A Punch In The Gut...Full Of Human,

Jason's relationship with Chardonnay endures complications when his co-host Summer makes advances him.

During an all-night reconnecting session, Melanie reveals her infertility to Tasha, who after deciding to become celibate, agrees to be the surrogate for Melanie and Derwin.

There's No Place Like Home,

Malik has an epiphany upon returning to his hometown of Richmond. Tasha is reunited with Pookie, who helps her reconnect with her mother, Gladys.

Derwin's About To Go H.A.M.,

Derwin must suffer the consequences when he misses a routine block in a game that results in the Sabers starting quarterback, Kwan, being sidelined with a season ending injury.

Party In A Box,

Chardonnay throws a surprise party for Jason at her apartment thinking it'll be a good way to meet his friends.

Fits And Starts,

Tasha and Pookie awkwardly explore becoming more than friends.

A Woman's Right To Choose Herself,

Tasha struggles with her decision to carry Melanie and Derwin's baby in light of her budding romance with Pookie. Meanwhile, Jason offers financial help to Chardonnay and ends up giving her more than he bargained for.

Breakthrough. Breakdown? Break-Through,

An unhappy Melanie does some soul searching and concludes that she wants to finish her residency at John Hopkins.

Let Them Eat (Cup) Cake!,

While Melanie is away interviewing for a residency position at Johns Hopkins in D.C., Derwin does everything he can to avoid returning to an empty home.

Cold Swine Sucks...And So Does Falling In Love,

Tasha reads a text message on Pookie's phone and finds out he's been living with another woman. Meanwhile, due to the urging of Melaine, Derwin pushes Irv to explore a new contract offer in D.C.

Move Trick, Get Out Of The Way,

Melanie and Derwin butt heads during the Sabres champsionship game week while Malik gets in a heated dispute when picking Jenna up from rehab.

The Championship Game Episode,

In the season finale, after winning the champsionship game, Derwin and Melanie settle on a resolution to their potential long distance relationship.

Details

The Game

Comedy

TV-14

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Being the wife or girlfriend of a pro-football player might sound like a glamorous and stress-free existence, but Melanie Barnett is about to discover the truth.

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