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    Love Boat - The World's Greatest Kisser/ Don'T Take My Wife, Please/ The Reluctant Father

Romance
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Nov 25, 1983
A jilted fiance hires a Mata Hari (Elaine Joyce) to find the crew member that ruined his wedding plans; a junior executive (Parker Stevenson) suffers in silence while his boss (David Doyle) lusts after his bride.

Full Episodes

Season 7, 18 episodes

  • Season 1
  • Season 2
  • Season 3
  • Season 4
  • Season 5
  • Season 6
  • Season 7Selected,
  • Season 8
  • Season 9
   
Love Boat - The World's Greatest Kisser/ Don'T Take My Wife, Please/ The Reluctant Father,
A jilted fiance hires a Mata Hari (Elaine Joyce) to find the crew member that ruined his wedding plans; a junior executive (Parker Stevenson) suffers in silence while his boss (David Doyle) lusts after his bride.
48m Nov 25, 1983
   
Affair On Demand/ Friend Of The Family/ Just Another Pretty Face,
A married couple finds out that their daughter is in love with the father's best friend, while a progressive woman agrees to help her romantic partner have an affair.
48m Oct 29, 1983
   
Rhino Of The Year/ One Last Time/ For Love Or Money,
When an organization wants to give a crew member an award, Captain Stubing suggests Isaac. Meanwhile, a fun-loving guy tries to help out his heartbroken friend but finds himself in trouble after meeting an unusual woman.
48m Oct 22, 1983
   
Bricker's Boy/ Lotions Of Love/ The Hustlers,
The professional escort of an older woman (Vera Miles) dallies with a young woman (Constance Forslund); an advertising whiz tries to impress his best client despite putdowns from her daughter.
48m Oct 7, 1983
   
The Misunderstanding/ Love Below Decks/ The End Is Near,
An estranged mother and daughter mend their relationship after a secret about their past is revealed. Then, an attractive widow finds herself falling for a burly crew member.
48m Dec 10, 1983
   
Julie's Blind Date/ Dee Dee's Dilemma/ The Prizewinner,
An author (Tom Poston) is blackmailed by his secretary; a father and son (Geoffrey Scott, Clark Brandon) unwittingly fall for the same woman (Markie Post).
48m Dec 2, 1983
   
Youth Takes A Holiday/ Don't Leave Home Without It/ Prisoner Of Love,
An Army captain (Beth Howland) sets her sights on Gopher; a married couple (Charlotte Rae, Louis Nye) meet up with two swingers (Jamie Farr, Heather Locklear).
48m Oct 14, 1983
   
Love On Strike/ Looking For Mr. Wilson/ The Last Case,
Everyone is a suspect when a passenger goes missing about the Pacific Princess. Meanwhile, when Julie's high-school friend boards the ship with her son, they learn an important lesson after running into the woman's father and another passenger.
48m Dec 17, 1983
   
Carnival Cruise/ Long Time No See/ The Bear Essence/ Kisses And Makeup,
A carnival entrepreneur is approached on the Pacific Princess by a woman who knows a shocking secret about his past. Meanwhile, a comedy duo with a bear act competes for the affection of the same woman.
48m Nov 12, 1983
   
Hong Kong Cruise: Polly'S Poker Palace - Part 1,
On a Hong Kong cruise: a senator romances a woman until he learns the nature of her visit; two brothers date Julie and Vicki; a compulsive shopper is offered $25,000 by her husband (Herb Edelman) if she'll resist temptation during the trip.
1h 38m Feb 3, 1984
   
Hong Kong Cruise: Polly'S Poker Palace - Part 2,
An international fugitive finds love when he meets a beautiful woman with a secret, while a divorcee meets an intriguing man who conceals his identity from her and Isaac.
42m Feb 3, 1984
   
China Cruise: The Pledge/ East Meets West/ Dear Roberta/ My Two Dumplings - Part 2,
A rich widow comes face to face with her estranged sister, who's working on the ship as a made and whose boyfriend the wealthy woman stole and married 40 years earlier. Meanwhile, a childless couple hatches a plan to become parents.
48m Dec 6, 1983
   
When Worlds Collide/ Captain And The Geisha/ The Lottery Winners/ The Emperor's Fortune - Part 2,
A man bound by alimony wants to make sure his ex (Michelle Phillips) goes through with her marriage; Julie's Aunt Sylvia and her pal Betsy try to interest a publisher in Betsy's memoirs.
48m Dec 7, 1983
   
How Do I Love Thee...?/ No More Alimony/ Authoress! Authoress!,
Isaac's budding relationship with a new crew member becomes complicated when Gopher tells him to fire her. Meanwhile, a congressman and his wife bring their daughter aboard the Pacific Princess after receiving letters threatening her young life.
48m Jan 6, 1984
   
The Buck Stops Here/For Better or Worse/Bet on It,
A gambling cruise for charity proves a chancy thing for a teacher (McLean Stevenson), two honeymooners (Shea Farrell, Leah Ayres), and the drive chairwoman (Celeste Holm). Richard Jaeckel, Antony Ponzini, Jo Ann Pflug, Gavin MacLeod.
48m Jan 13, 1984
   
Ace In The Hole/ Uncle Joey's Song/ Father In The Cradle,
Captain Stubing hires a handsome new photographer who draws the attention of two sisters who were visiting Doc and Gopher. Then, a young man is shocked to meet his mother's (Lee Meriwether) new boyfriend, who is the same age as him.
48m Jan 28, 1984
   
A Rose Is Not A Rose /  Novelties / Too Rich And Too Thin,
An inventor's zealousness jeopardizes his chance for romance and a man's double identity upsets Julie and a passenger.
48m Mar 2, 1984
   
Side By Side/ A Fish Out Of Water/ Rub Me Tender,
A boy who thinks his grandmother (Glynis Johns) is terminally ill will do anything to ensure her happiness; a man (Ed Begley Jr.) who's uncomfortable around women falls in love with a mermaid (Mary Crosby).
49m Mar 9, 1984
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