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Three Million Coins In The Fountain

Comedy

25

Mar 5, 1963

After the Osborne family loses its fortune, Chatsworth ropes Maynard and Duncan into a get rich quick scheme.

Full Episodes

Season 4, 36 episodes

A Funny Thing Happened To Me On The Way To A Funny Thing,

Maynard saves a suicidal jumper but ends up falling off the ledge himself and taken to a hospital psychiatric ward.

25m Sep 25, 1962

What's A Little Murder Between Friends?,

The smokin' hot Thalia Menninger returns for a visit and Dobie decides to make her the beneficiary on his life insurance policy. Then he becomes paranoid that she's trying to kill him.

25m Oct 2, 1962

Northern Comfort,

Dobie's hillbilly cousin, Virgil, arrives in town determined to become the next Elvis and puts the bite on the Gilleses for financial backing.

25m Oct 9, 1962

The Ugliest American,

Dobie signs himself and Maynard up for an expedition to the Amazon in order to follow a hot chick. Once there, Maynard gets made chief of a tribe of cannibals.

25m Oct 16, 1962

A Splinter Off The Old Block,

Uncle Tim arrives in town and wants Herbert and Winnie to look after son Duncan while he's away on business.

25m Oct 23, 1962

What Makes The Varsity Drag?,

Dobie goes out for the college football team when he discovers that a hot chick adores athletes.

25m Oct 30, 1962

Like Hi, Explosives,

Dobie, Maynard, and cousin Duncan take jobs as truck drivers. Their first cargo: nitroglycerine.

25m Nov 6, 1962

Where Is Thy Sting?,

Dobie feigns illness in order to win the affections of a hot chick.

25m Nov 13, 1962

Flow Gently, Sweet Money,

Dobie and Duncan get involved with a greedy chick who played Dobie for money and now is getting her younger sister to play Duncan.

25m Nov 20, 1962

Strictly For The Birds,

Dobie and Maynard aren't doing too well in their history class so they train a mynah bird to help them with an exam.

25m Nov 27, 1962

The Iceman Goeth,

Dobie, Maynard, and Duncan accidentally lock Herbert in his own meat freezer. Then they mistakenly believe they've killed him.

25m Dec 4, 1962

Doctor Jekyll And Mister Gillis,

In danger of flunking out of college, Maynard hears about a chemical that can change him into a genius--or a monster.

25m Dec 11, 1962

Will The Real Santa Claus Please Come Down The Chimney?,

When Maynard announces that he still believes in Santa Claus, the Gilleses decide to cure him of his fantasy.

25m Dec 18, 1962

Who Did William Tell?,

Cousin Duncan falls for a visiting opera diva who just came down from Quebec.

25m Jan 1, 1963

Too Many Kooks Spoil The Broth,

This time Dobie falls for the daughter of a kitchenware king.

25m Jan 8, 1963

Vocal Boy Makes Good,

When the Lettermen appear on campus, they recruit Dobie to fill in when one of their members has to take an unexpected leave of absence.

25m Jan 15, 1963

All Right, Dobie, Drop The Gun,

A fugitive and his moll hold the Gillis family hostage in their grocery store. Then Maynard comes along and stumbles into things as well.

25m Jan 22, 1963

And Now A Word From Our Sponsor,

After Dobie gets hired as a disc jockey for the campus radio station, Zelda decides to cut an album and gets Maynard to be her producer.

25m Jan 29, 1963

Two For The Whipsaw,

Chatsworth pays Dobie to impersonate him on a date with a damsel whom he remembers as being quite ugly.

25m Feb 5, 1963

The Moon And No Pence,

To impress a hot chick, Dobie gets Zelda to help him improve his grades without telling her the real reason.

25m Feb 12, 1963

The Beast With Twenty Fingers,

Maynard and Herbert get stuck together by a finger toy.

25m Feb 19, 1963

Thanks For The Memory,

Dobie finally decides to give into Zelda but her ardor appears to have cooled off completely - or has it?

25m Feb 26, 1963

Three Million Coins In The Fountain,

After the Osborne family loses its fortune, Chatsworth ropes Maynard and Duncan into a get rich quick scheme.

25m Mar 5, 1963

Beethoven, Presley And Me,

A freak accident turns Maynard into a songwriting machine which cousin Virgil T. Gillis hopes to use to his advantage in becoming a singing sensation.

25m Mar 12, 1963

The Little Chimp That Couldn't,

In the college animal behaviour laboratory, Maynard is assigned to develop the talents of a chimp. If he doesn't succeed the simian might meet a terrible fate.

25m Mar 19, 1963

There's Always Room For One Less,

After mumsie tosses him out on his ear, Chatsworth moves in with the Gilleses and Herbert tries to take full financial advantage of the situation.

25m Mar 26, 1963

The General Cried At Dawn,

On a visit to Latin America, Maynard is commandeered into impersonating a general marked for assassination.

25m Apr 2, 1963

Now I Lay Me Down To Steal,

Spending the weekend at the Osborne mansion, Maynard goes on a sleepwalking jaunt and is suspected of taking the contents of the Osborne safe.

25m Apr 9, 1963

Lassie, Get Lost,

When a teen socialite's pooch disappears she offers a $500 reward to its finder which Maynard is determined to claim.

25m Apr 16, 1963

The Rice And Old Shoes Caper,

In yet another plan to snare Dobie, Zelda announces she's going to marry Maynard figuring that Dobie will do anything (such as take his good buddy's place) to save him from such a fate.

25m Apr 23, 1963

Requiem For An Underweight Heavyweight,

Maynard swallows some energy pills which give him superhuman strength so Herbert decides he should enter the boxing ring with the elder Gillis as his manager.

25m Apr 30, 1963

I Was A Spy For The F.O.B.,

Dobie and Maynard take a trip to Washington D.C. where enemy agents mistake the goateed beatnik for a brilliant rocket scientist.

25m May 7, 1963

There's A Broken Light For Every Heart On Broadway,

Maynard turns a fellow student into a singing sensation but then a fast-talking agent steals her away.

25m May 14, 1963

Beauty Is Only Kin Deep,

Dobie falls for the smokin' hot younger sister of Dr. Burkhart but according to family tradition she must wait until her older sister gets married first.

25m May 21, 1963

The Call Of The, Like, Wild,

After accidentally dousing himself with a chemical concoction, Maynard is stunned to discover that this formula makes him irresistible to women.

25m May 28, 1963

The Devil And Dobie Gillis,

Dobie has a hot date but he's broke as usual so to pick up some cash he agrees to help Chatsworth fix his mother's charity raffle.

25m Jun 4, 1963