The Lieutenant trains his elite force at JJK Security & Investigations and the Chief gets a public access talk show. During the taping, a shocking secret is exposed.

Small Town Security

Joan Koplan's Forum

Chief struggles to accept Lieutenant Croft's shocking past while the Lt. goes to great lengths to serve and protect her. Captain tries to work his way out of a professional and sexual slump.

The Testosterone Triangle

A business consultant wreaks havoc at JJK Security by trying to make the office behave more professionally. Captain tries to stop his hoarding habit.

Dr. Sandy & The Swear Jar

Christa pursues her dream of becoming a private investigator; Irwin's elderly and outrageous cousin Neil visits JJK and insults Christa.

Christa Pista, P.I.

The Lieutenant tests his elite force of security guards with sneak attacks and pepper spray training. The Captain confronts his hoarding problem.

Sneak Attack!

Lt. Croft reveals the reason why he lives at the office, and the JJKers are freaked out by his refusal to shower. The Chief struggles to lose weight.

The Tornado Effect

An unexpected turn of events causes Captain to take stock and rekindle his romance with Chief. Lieutenant can't stay awake.

Romancing the Joan

The Chief urges the Lt. to work on his love life, or at least his sex life. While the Chief is busy promoting her local TV show, Brian lets Christa take the lead on a sketchy process serve.

Lieutenant Croft's Release

Pluto

Dennis hosts iconic McGruff the Crime Dog. Joan begins radiation with no desire to relax. When JJK cuts Christa's hours, she takes on some odd jobs.

Watch Dogs

Dennis creates a new training tape for JJK. Joan decides to capitalize on the Speecy Spicy Meatball. Irwin shows off his storage room.

Someone's Got the Meatball

Dennis turns to online dating to fill the gap in his relationship with Joan while Irwin looks for ways to relieve stress.

The Dragon Takes Flight

JJK gets a muddy gig while Irwin devotes his time to a group of rough young ladies. Joan deals with the loss of her greatest love.

Lambchop's Last Bite

JJK loses a big client and Irwin works to ensure guard loyalty. Joan struggles with her health and her local cable access show.

Heady Times Part 1

Joan gets a shocking diagnosis that comes with some tough side effects. Brian and Dennis land a geeky gig while Christa does some dirty work.

Heady Times Part 2

Dennis leads guards on a training mission overnight in a cave. Brian coaches Joan through rapid detox from bad diet habits as her recovery continues.

The Belly of the Beast

Irwin de-stresses, while Joan convalesces in Los Angeles. Dennis reveals his biggest shocker yet about Joan. The gang celebrates JJK's 30th Anniversary.

Hail to the Chief

The staff of JJK Security in Ringgold, GA, is made up of some of the most unusual - and unusually entertaining - folks you'll ever meet. Small Town Security proves that truth really is stranger than fiction.

Watch Dogs

Full Episodes

Season 3, 8 episodes