St. Valentine's Day has become a traditional day of celebration for Sam and Max as they rejoice in the fact that they have absolutely no romantic commitments, responsibilities or inclinations! This year however, they are dragged into all the garish trappings and emotional instability of the day when during the course of an emergency mission to transport an artificial heart to a super secret recipient in Washington D.C., the De Soto is stolen! Our baby! The irony deepens when their search for the kidnapped (that's the real term for a crime such as this!) car and artificial heart leads them to Loveland an Amusement Park for Lovers Only. Only their devotion to duty and their beloved De Soto can inspire them to wade into the crowd of dewy-eyed saps, and retrieve that which they cannot live without. Now that's true love! / Sam and Max are trying to get ahead at the falsifying of their paperwork at Headquarters, when they are besieged by two pint sized metallic aliens who are bent on our heroes annihilation. From whence these two Ready for the Oven Foil Wrapped Baked Potato types came from, Sam and Max know not. All they know is that nobody shoots up their offices but themselves, and that of course this means WAR! And you thought a clerical episode was gonna be dull!