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The Bagman

Comedy

20

Feb 28, 1996

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a bank robber who didn't have a car or a brain, a dumb criminal who gets a special delivery and a dumb criminal who learns about gravity.

Full Episodes

Season 1, 26 episodes

Return to Cinder,

In the series premiere of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a guy who graduated from the school of hard knocks, a chef with a recipe for arrest and a drug bust with a twist.

20m Jan 24, 1996

Funky Footwork,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness some pretty funky footwork, a drive-by surprise and a mighty fall from grace.

20m Jan 31, 1996

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a girlfriend who bails out her beau, frightening footage with a happy ending and the dumbest DUI excuse ever made.

20m Feb 7, 1996

Pull Over and Wake Up,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a criminal who falls asleep just behind the wheel, actual footage of dumb criminals on ice and a case we call "All Spruced Up."

20m Feb 14, 1996

Kickstand Blues,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness the crook caught by the cop without a kickstand, surveillance cam footage we call "Stuff Yourself" and a blackjack player who really takes a hit.

20m Feb 21, 1996

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a bank robber who didn't have a car or a brain, a dumb criminal who gets a special delivery and a dumb criminal who learns about gravity.

20m Feb 28, 1996

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a fool and his jewels, a crime that was not well done and three light weights with a heavy load.

20m Mar 6, 1996

Social Climber,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a social climber who's falling fast, a cat's stolen whiskers and a major incident with a miniature reenactment.

20m Mar 6, 1996

Don't Call the Police,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a break-in at the wrong house, a panty plucker who has to pay the piper and a dumb criminal who almost got away.

20m Mar 13, 1996

10-Year Cab Ride,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a 10-year cab ride, a dumb criminal who uses his head and a crook who has a very bad payday.

20m Mar 20, 1996

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a D.U.I. with a W.I.F.E., a comically disabled criminal and a traffic temper that goes wrong.

20m Mar 27, 1996

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a flasher who falls asleep on the job, a shoplifting film fest and a drug deal that goes wrong, then goes right.

20m Apr 3, 1996

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness our first twin dumb criminals, actual surveillance cam footage you won't believe and Rin Tin Tin meets a dummy.

20m Apr 10, 1996

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness some dopers who are a little too hospitable, a jewelry store full of dumb criminals and a crook who is disarmed and dangerous.

20m Apr 17, 1996

A Real Drunk Driver,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a drunk driver take more than he bargained for, surveillance footage from the convenience store from hell and a glad bag that turned into a sad sack.

20m Apr 24, 1996

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a dumb criminal who can hide but he can't run, a guy who gets put on the beat cycle at the laundromat and the Houdini of dumb crime.

20m May 1, 1996

Beer Box Bandit,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a bandit with a beer box for a brain, surveillance camera footage of the shortest workday in history and a dumb criminal who cashed and burned.

20m May 8, 1996

An Affair to Forget,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness two criminals who absolutely never met, surveillance camera footage of a new dance step and a dramatic dumb criminal drumroll.

20m May 15, 1996

Something More Comfortable,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a little old lady from Pasadena tell her secret, an inside look at dumb criminals with X-ray footage and purse-snatchers who don't get the picture.

21m May 22, 1996

Tooling Around Town,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness two dumb criminals with extremely short-term memory, actual surveillance footage of two women dressed for arrest and a crime that's all in the family.

20m May 29, 1996

Crime Time Live,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a drunk driver with a lame excuse, surveillance camera footage of a real break-in and "aloha" to a crapshooter.

20m Jun 5, 1996

One Way Ticket to Jail,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness the dumb criminal who just couldn't blend in, surveillance camera footage of a bro in a bra and some dumb criminals who deconstruct.

20m Jun 12, 1996

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a dumb criminal who thinks he's lucky, actual footage of a sting you won't believe and a rat who gets caught in his own trap.

20m Jun 19, 1996

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness an unbelievably cooperative criminal, surveillance cam footage of a casino full of dumb criminals and some crooks who have serious car troubles.

20m Jun 26, 1996

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a man who was driving under the influence of Elvis, a high-speed chase in a camouflaged car and a petty thief who meets the caped crusader.

20m Jul 3, 1996

Bad Luck Brown,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a dumb criminal with really bad luck, surveillance cam footage of a man pilfering pork chops and a dumb criminal who was just faking it.

20m Jul 10, 1996