While Nick chats up a girl on the internet, Michael's bought a pet rabbit which soon weaves its way into the family.

My Family

The Serpant's Tooth

Michael is being bullied by a classmate, and Susan discusses the issue with the boy's parents. Meanwhile, Janey is determined to get a tattoo.

A Pain in the Class

Ben learns a patient's son is making advances toward his daughter. Susan has tickets to the opera.

Droit de Seignour Ben

Ben takes Susan away for her birthday, and Nick is left in charge.

The Last Resort

Susan wants a burglar alarm. Nick wants to become a stripper.

A Farewell to Arms

As one of Susan's tour group dies unexpectedly, she decides that the family needs life insurance. Nick agrees, but only in order to win favor with his new girlfriend - a life insurance salesperson!

Death Takes a Policy

Michael's on his first date and asks Nick for the facts of life. Meanwhile, Nick breaks his father's chair and Janey has her eye on a £98 pair of jeans.

The Awkward Phase

Ben is rushed to hospital after turning white and is forced to reveal that he took Viagra. Placed on a low-carb diet, he turns to Brigitte's guru for help. Meanwhile, Susan's yoga teacher has fallen out with her husband.

Much Ado About Ben

Pluto

Ben is approached by a man who remembers his father as a great darts player and asked to join the local pub team.

Darts All Folks

Ben is overjoyed when Mark, Kenzo's wealthy successful father, reappears and encourages him to propose to Janey. Susan, on the other hand, believes that Craig's feelings for her daughter are sincere and gives him her blessing.

Janey's choice

Susan gets an audition as a presenter of a pre-school TV show alongside a puppet monkey after a producer hears her reading to children in the library.

Labour pains

With Ben on a course, Susan works late at the art gallery with handsome young Chris, whose advances she spurns. Next day he accuses her of sexual harassment, and she has to attend a course.

Accusin' Susan

Ben and Susan have yet another row after he refuses to attend her godparents' anniversary party, so they decide on a trial separation, taking it in turns to live in the house alone.

Harper vs Harper

Susan drags a reluctant Ben along to a Keep Your Marriage Fresh weekend, where his anarchy and their mutual antipathy get them thrown out by the hippie in charge.

Relationship Happens

Whilst Ben is away and of course, Susan is persuaded by Janey to go on the Facebook social network, which leads to her meeting up again with charming ex-boyfriend Paul Tremaine.

Facebooked

At Susan's mother's funeral, Arthur, the father who abandoned the family thirty years earlier, turns up and takes such a dislike to Ben he offers his daughter a million pounds to divorce him.

A Decent Proposal

Susan gets depressed after a younger woman gets her job, and she is asked to make a speech at a school reunion only because four other ex-pupils were unavailable.

Susan for a Bruisin'

Meet the Harpers: a modern, outwardly functional family…engaged in constant psychological warfare.   Ben, a dentist, and Susan, the worst cook in the world, are certainly loving, caring parents; they just have a problem showing it!

Darts All Folks

Full Episodes

Season 11, 9 episodes