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Patty The Witness

Comedy

25

Dec 29, 1964

Patty talks herself into believing that the driver involved in an accident was a gangster. However, she discovers that the driver of the car was the supermarket owner's son-in-law rushing to get his pregnant wife to the hospital.

Full Episodes

Season 2, 36 episodes

Block That Statue,

Football hero Rock Malenkovitch's team falls madly in love with Cathy, who couldn't care less. Rock's football prowess begins to deteriorate because of Cathy's lack of interest.

25m Nov 24, 1964

Can Do Patty,

Patty's father suggests to Patty that she would be happier and more successful if she started thinking positively instead of spending her time evading chores and school work.

25m Dec 15, 1964

Cathy The Rebel,

Patty's father's a newspaperman. When his paper prints an editorial with which cousin Cathy strongly disagrees, Cathy writes a letter to the editor. She calls the writer a Man with the mentality of a dinosaur. She signs her letter Rebel.

25m Apr 13, 1965

Don't Monkey With Mendel,

Patty Lane learns about Gregor Mendel's Theory of Genetics and decides to choose a future husband with an eye toward the right family background.

25m Mar 9, 1965

Every Girl Should Be Married,

Patty Lane mistakenly believes her parents are trying to marry her off, when they invite a young professor, David Stone to dinner. Actually, David is in love with the Lanes' niece, Ann, who is one of his students at college.

25m Jan 5, 1965

Hi Society,

Patty and her arch enemy Sue Ellen clash in a head-on battle for the attentions of Woodrow Warren Caldwell the Third, a new classmate and handsome member of the social set.

25m Dec 22, 1964

How To Succeed In Romance,

It's love at first sight when Cathy sees new student Christopher Hubbard at the Literary Club. Patty decides to help cousin Cathy get her man by teaching her some womanly tricks. .

21m Nov 17, 1964

It Takes A Heap Of Livin,

The Lane's discover their house in Brooklyn Heights is a historical landmark. When the Lanes learn that their home was built by one of the first families to settle the area, they sign a petition to have the house declared a historic site.

25m Feb 23, 1965

Little Brother Is Watching You,

The Lanes decide that Ross is too old for a surprise birthday party this year so they commission Patty to take him to see a horror movie instead. However, the family is unaware that Ross has invited all of his friends.

25m Feb 9, 1965

My Cousin, The Heroine,

Cathy jumps into the park lake and rescues a drowning boy. The story hits the front page. For a time, Patty's proud of her courageous cousin. However, she soon tires of seeing Cathy shine in the spotlight.

25m May 11, 1965

Patty & The Cut-Rate Cassanova,

Patty drops her boyfriend Richard for Carlos, a terrific dancer whose father owns a dance studio. Richard, rebounding, makes a play for Cathy and they soon become a twosome.

25m Mar 30, 1965

Patty & The Newspaper Game,

Martin Lane thinks he is being eased out of his job as managing editor when the publisher assigns his nephew, George Reynolds as his executive assistant. Disillusioned and hurt, Lane signs a contract with a rival newspaper.

25m Feb 2, 1965

Patty Meets A Celebrity,

Sal Mineo, on a return visit to his alma mater, Brooklyn Heights High,meets, befriends and completely overwhelms Patty Lane. Sal consentsto star in a revue for the school and asks Patty to co-star.

25m Jan 19, 1965

Patty Of The Peace Corps,

Patty prepares herself for the Peace Corps by studying Swahili and learning all about African customs, while trying to figure out away of telling her folks about her upcoming trip.

25m Nov 10, 1964

Patty Pits Wits: Two Brits Hits,

Patty hears two young Britishers, Nigel and Patrick singing on the Brooklyn Heights High School FM station. She thinks they're the wildest! She's so impressed that she sets about to make them successful.

25m Feb 16, 1965

Patty The Chatterbox,

Patty puts her foot in her mouth, again. She bets her father an extra two weeks' allowance she can go 72 hours without saying a word. She quickly discovers talking is more important than she thought.

25m May 18, 1965

Patty The Folk Singer,

When the folk-singer at the local coffee shop quits, Patty auditions for the job. To everyone's amazement, she gets it. But she soon discovers that a folk-singer in this coffee shop has reason to sing the blues.

25m Apr 20, 1965

Patty The Master Builder,

In a moment of sisterly weakness, Patty Lane surprises brother Ross by building a homemade racing car for him to ride in an upcoming Soap Box Derby.

25m Mar 23, 1965

Patty The Organizer,

Patty, her look-alike cousin Cathy and kid-brother Ross form a union. They go into negotiations with Father and Mother, to get more freedom to do what they want. Martin and Natalie agree but, in turn, demand the kids take on more chores.

25m Oct 6, 1964

Patty The Pioneer,

Patty informs her family that she's taking up a challenge to live like a pioneer for a week. As the week of attrition wears on, the family has to remind her that pioneer women don't use electricity and other civilized impediments.

25m Oct 13, 1964

Patty The Practical Joker,

After Ross puts a frog in Patty's bed, she pays him back in kind...or unkind. Ross then resorts to re-reprisal and Patty seeks re-revenge...until life among the Lanes becomes hectically hazardous.

25m Mar 16, 1965

Patty The Witness,

Patty talks herself into believing that the driver involved in an accident was a gangster. However, she discovers that the driver of the car was the supermarket owner's son-in-law rushing to get his pregnant wife to the hospital.

25m Dec 29, 1964

Patty, The People's Voice,

Patty and Cousin Cathy go into politics...T.J. Blodgett is running for Congress. They make a careful study of their candidate, his opponent and the issues - and discover they'd rather see the other man in Congress instead of Blodgett.

25m Oct 27, 1964

Practice Makes Perfect,

Patty decides to become a famous tuba virtuoso. At first, the family thinks it's great that she's taking an interest in fine music. She forgets about Richard, Rock and Roll and everything but the tuba.

25m Sep 22, 1964

Simon Says,

Unknown to anyone at school, Patty's writing a column in the school paper - It's called Simon Says. In it, Patty gives advice to the boys and girls on questions concerning their social lives. Patty usually advises the wrong things.

25m Sep 29, 1964

Take Me Out To The Ball Game,

Ross Lane's fancy has turned to baseball. But the Lane family doesn't seem to be interested. When he tries out for pitcher of his Little League team, family's lack of interest upsets and disappoints him.

25m May 4, 1965

The Best Date In Town,

Patty invites her father to a Father-Daughter dance. Surprised and pleased, he quickly accepts. Then - at the very last moment, his boss orders him to attend a Newspaper Guild meeting in Chicago.

25m Dec 8, 1964

The Boy Next Door,

The Lane household becomes a battlefield when Patty and Cathy compete for the attention of the young man who has moved in next door. The girls prove that all's fair in love and war, when Cathy outmaneuvers Patty.

25m Oct 20, 1964

The Daughter Bit,

Martin Lane objects to the loss of communication because Patty spends too much time away from home. She decides to combine her social obligations with her family life in order to give her father a chance to share in her activities.

25m Apr 6, 1965

The Greatest Psychologist In The World,

Patty Lane discovers the strength of applied psychology and uses it to get her boyfriend's and parent's consent to attend a Harvard prom with a comparative stranger. However, she soon discovers that psychology can be two-edged sword.

25m Nov 3, 1964

The Green-Eyed Monster,

Patty promises to show a friend's visiting cousin, Gregory, around. She's pleasantly surprised to find he's top student and athlete of good military academy....and handsome in his uniform.

25m Sep 15, 1964

The Perfect Hostess,

Betsy Lane, invades the Lane home for a two week vacation. Betsy is exactly like her look-alike cousins, except for her extremely platinum blonde hair and the honeysuckle and magnolia's that drip from her every word.

25m Jan 12, 1965

The Raffle,

Patty Lane plans to raise money for a church bazaar by raffling off her boyfriend Richard. Richard balks until he discovers that he will have dinner with the winner at the Starlight Room and then go to a show.

25m Jan 26, 1965

This Little Patty Went To Market,

As President of Patty Lane, Inc., she sells stock in her company to friends and relations and starts producing apricot jam labeled Mother Patty's Preserves.

25m Dec 1, 1964

What's Cooking, Cousin?,

Patty fears she is losing Richard to Gloria's French cooking. Richard breaks dates with Patty and accepts dinner invitations from Gloria, admitting he can't resist her cooking.

25m Apr 27, 1965

Will The Real Sammy Davis Please Hang Up,

Patty Lane, as chairman of the Junior Prom, makes up her mind to get a great entertainer to star in the show. So Patty decides to picket Shubert Alley with a sandwich board on which is written Stars of Broadway, my name is Patty Lane and I need help.

25m Mar 2, 1965