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Text Thread and Marrital Bed

Comedy

TV-PG

21

Apr 4, 2023

Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread; Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.

Season 5, 22 episodes

Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double,

In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben, and Jackie and Neville head off on their joint honeymoon, where their cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway.

Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much,

When Jackie moves in with Neville, he shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office; Darlene and Ben argue Darlene is turning into her father.

Driving, Dating and Deceit,

Mark is anxious to get his driver's license; Darlene attempts to teach Mark to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help; Harris meets a new guy online.

Parent Traps and Heart Attacks,

When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.

A Little Weed and A Bad Seed,

Problems arise on Beverly Rose's first day of kindergarten; Becky and Darlene have a disagreement; Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan's back pain.

Book Bands and Guillotine Hands,

The Conners grapple with parenthood, dating, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.

Take This Job and Shove It Twice,

Darlene receives a promotion, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it's cracked up to be; when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises.

Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries,

Jackie must come to terms with her mother becoming ill; Darlene's job hunt proves to be more difficult than anticipated.

Crumbs and Couch Surferes,

Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules.

The Dog Days of Christmas,

Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.

Two More Years and A Stolen Rose,

The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie's high school brings old classmates together; Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favour.

Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past,

Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky's boundaries in the house; Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.

New Pipes and Old Secrets,

Darlene has issues with Dan's plumbing work in her new house; Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.

Adding Insult to Injury,

Darlene continues her search for a new job; Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.

Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy,

Harris makes a big announcement; Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.

Hiding In and Moving Out,

Harris takes her anger out on Darlene; Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.

The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler,

Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra; Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.

Road Trip and Guilt Trip,

Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma; Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.

Text Thread and Marrital Bed,

Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread; Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.

What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?,

Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition; Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy.

Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic,

Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money; Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.

The Grad Finale,

As Mark's graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father; Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.

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The Conners

Comedy

TV-14

7

21

The Conners grapple with parenthood, dating, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.

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