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S4 E16 Honey, I Ran Over the Kid

Comedy

TV-PG

21m

Feb 17, 2009

Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting when Ritchie gets hurt at a skateboarding party, but soon surpasses him as the worse parent when her over-protectiveness backfires.

Season 4, 22 Episodes

A Decent Proposal,

Christine proposes marriage to Barb to save her best friend from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard attempts to propose marriage to New Christine.

How I Hate Your Mother,

Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

After Barb is profiled in a business journal, new clientele hits the gym and business really picks up.

Snakes on a Date,

Christine agrees to go out with a children's entertainer, specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club.

Everybody Says I Love You Except Ritchie,

When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down,

Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time. Guest star, Tim Dekay, appears as Christine's date, Patrick.

So You Think You Can Date,

Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick, on a dinner date.

Self-Esteem Tempura,

Christine and Richard argue over whether to allow Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his surprisingly wonderful performance in a school play.

Rage Against the Christine,

Christine thinks she has the perfect boyfriend, until he shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself.

Guess Who's Not Coming To Dinner,

Christine dreads going home to see her mother at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common.

Unidentified Funk,

Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company informs them that a contractual clause has been broken.

When Christine and Barb can't get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a day spa.

Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal,

Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge.

What Happens in Vegas is Disgusting in Vegas,

New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a spontaneous bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas. Charles Esten guest stars as Joe.

Reckless Abandonment,

Christine searches for the independent woman inside herself after Barb and Matthew move out. Recurring guest star Michaela Watkins appears as Matthew's girlfriend, Lucy.

Honey, I Ran Over the Kid,

Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting when Ritchie gets hurt at a skateboarding party, but soon surpasses him as the worse parent when her over-protectiveness backfires.

Too Close for Christine,

Christine finds herself the solid, dependable one in a new friendship with a fellow mom, Francie, at Ritchie's school.

A Change of Heart/Pants,

Christine and Richard help Marly and Lindsay through labor, evoking memories of Ritchie's birth, and possibly rekindling romantic feelings.

Fed up with the mean moms at Ritchie's snotty private school, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.

He Ain't Heavy,

Christine uses her expertise as a gym owner to help Matthew lose weight. In her attempt to help him, however, Christine is unable to shed the extra pounds she has put on herself.

The Old Maid of Honor,

To convince everyone she's fine with Richard's remarriage, Christine pretends she and her date, Todd, are in love.

Love: A Cautionary Tale,

Feelings are reawakened between Christine and Papa Jeff, at Richard and New Christine's wedding, until Christine receives some shocking news.

Details

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Comedy

TV-PG

5 Seasons

22m

Divorced working mom Christine Campbell successfully juggles the daily stresses. But Christine's life got more complicated with her ex-husband Richard's new girlfriend around: a young, impossible-to-hate woman also named Christine… the "new" Christine.

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