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Life of Crime

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Jan 29, 1993

Clarissa inadvertently walks out of a clothing store with a bustier she didn't pay for. She is overcome with guilt and has nightmares about being a hunted criminal. Sam and Ferguson want to know why Clarissa is suddenly so paranoid.

Full Episodes

Season 3, 13 episodes

Janet’s Old Boyfriend,

Joey Russo, Janet's first love, is back in town, and she invites him to dinner despite Clarissa's apprehension, Ferguson's delight and Marshall's jealousy.

24m Sep 24, 1992

Clarissa and Ferguson are left at home alone, together, for one glorious evening of pranks, insults, and complete sibling fun. Things get a little scary when noises are heard, muddy footprints are found and a man appears in the kitchen.

22m Oct 8, 1992

Poetic Justice,

Clarissa turns to her computer to help her finish an assignment, for which she must write a poem. Clarissa is chosen to represent her school at a banquet for young poets.

24m Oct 8, 1992

Sam's Swan Song,

Sam's Swan Song: Sam's mom, Debbie, comes to town to play in a roller derby match. Although she is the “Most Valuable Slayer,” she announces that she wants to quit the derby and take Sam back to Seattle to live with her for good.

24m Sep 17, 1992

Punch the Clocks,

Clarissa is broke and decides to get a job. She declines to use Ferguson's job placement business but lets the librarian help her with her resume and job search. Clarissa gets multiple job offers, all of which she accepts.

24m Nov 19, 1992

The Silent Treatment,

Ferguson has decided to torture Clarissa by giving her “The Silent Treatment.” Clarissa retaliates by devising a software program designed to gross him out when he steps into the bathroom.

24m Nov 26, 1992

Involunteering,

Janet recruits the whole family to participate in Volunteer Day at the Children's Museum. Clarissa desperately wants to get out of this assignment and lucks out when the museum closes because of boiler problems.

24m Dec 10, 1992

Take My Advice…Please,

Ferguson has fallen in love and is asking everyone for advice, including Clarissa, who wants to give him the worst advice possible. Yet, every bad idea she gives him works in his favor and all the girls go crazy for him.

25m Dec 17, 1992

Marshall's Mid-Life Crisis,

Marshall's birthday is coming up and a midlife crisis is getting him down. Meanwhile, Clarissa is obsessed with mastering driver's education, which she's taking next semester.

24m Dec 24, 1992

Football Fever,

Marshall bets his neighbor that Ferguson can make the varsity football team. Ferguson, tempted by the offer of a cellular phone, practices in the backyard and proves himself inept.

24m Jan 21, 1993

Clarissa inadvertently walks out of a clothing store with a bustier she didn't pay for. She is overcome with guilt and has nightmares about being a hunted criminal. Sam and Ferguson want to know why Clarissa is suddenly so paranoid.

24m Jan 29, 1993

Marshall's Parents Come to Visit,

Clarissa is glad her grandparents are the one thing in her life that never changes. She looks forward to their visit because she gets to be the DJ at their anniversary party and also plan non-stressful activities for these old-timers.

24m Feb 12, 1993

Sam sets up himself and Clarissa on a double-blind date. Clarissa is besieged by visions of a blind date from hell. But after Sam describes how cool her date is, she begins to think that she might be the geek.

24m Feb 26, 1993