The Lieutenant trains his elite force at JJK Security & Investigations and the Chief gets a public access talk show. During the taping, a shocking secret is exposed.

Small Town Security

Joan Koplan's Forum

Chief struggles to accept Lieutenant Croft's shocking past while the Lt. goes to great lengths to serve and protect her. Captain tries to work his way out of a professional and sexual slump.

The Testosterone Triangle

A business consultant wreaks havoc at JJK Security by trying to make the office behave more professionally. Captain tries to stop his hoarding habit.

Dr. Sandy & The Swear Jar

Christa pursues her dream of becoming a private investigator; Irwin's elderly and outrageous cousin Neil visits JJK and insults Christa.

Christa Pista, P.I.

The Lieutenant tests his elite force of security guards with sneak attacks and pepper spray training. The Captain confronts his hoarding problem.

Sneak Attack!

Lt. Croft reveals the reason why he lives at the office, and the JJKers are freaked out by his refusal to shower. The Chief struggles to lose weight.

The Tornado Effect

An unexpected turn of events causes Captain to take stock and rekindle his romance with Chief. Lieutenant can't stay awake.

Romancing the Joan

The Chief urges the Lt. to work on his love life, or at least his sex life. While the Chief is busy promoting her local TV show, Brian lets Christa take the lead on a sketchy process serve.

Lieutenant Croft's Release

Pluto

Capt. Starr and his force work a rave, Irwin overhauls Joan's local show, and the Chief adds a new dimension to the office love triangle.

All Hands on Deck

The JJK gang deals with the community's reaction to their TV show, from lost business to nasty messages. Chief gives Lt. a special birthday present.

The Wicked Witch of Georgia

Lt. Croft strives to create an elite force at JJK. Chief's diet is out of control, and the gang joins forces to make her change.

Elite Force!

Captain schemes to sell Chief's Mustang behind her back. Brian takes Christa on a P.I. stakeout. Lieutenant helps Chief manage her anger.

JJK For Sale

Lt. Croft petitions for a legal name change against Chief's wishes. Captain loses a good friend. Christa and Lt. try to cut back on smoking.

A Starr is Born

Captain Starr taunts the easily aroused Chief with a new, ultra-realistic prosthetic, while Irwin reconnects with his estranged brother.

Old Family, New Member

Brian organizes a boys' trip: Captain's first male-only outing and Major's first camping trip in decades. Meanwhile, Christa tries to entertain Chief.

Inipi

Chief struggles with her feelings when Capt. Starr gets top surgery. Christa takes office cleanup to the next level and hires a goat to mow the lawn.

The Man Makes the Suit

The staff of JJK Security in Ringgold, GA, is made up of some of the most unusual - and unusually entertaining - folks you'll ever meet. Small Town Security proves that truth really is stranger than fiction.

All Hands on Deck

Full Episodes

Season 2, 8 episodes