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Colonel Klink's Secret Weapon

Comedy

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Mar 23, 1967

To improve the camp's inspection rating, Klink transfers in a stern German sergeant who quickly makes life miserable for staff and prisoners alike with his overly strict and unwavering adherence to all regulations. All want him gone.

Full Episodes

Season 2, 29 episodes

Hogan Gives A Birthday Party,

Hogan tricks Klink into calling forth a bomber for study, but it arrives with a complication - a German general familiar with Hogan's style.

25m Sep 15, 1966

The Schultz Brigade,

Klink reluctantly falls in with two other Kommandants plotting against Burkhalter. Burkhalter finds out. Now Hogan must step in before Stalag 13 loses Klink the military way - by firing squad.

26m Sep 22, 1966

Diamonds In The Rough,

Hogan's operation is known to a Gestapo man who wants to trade his knowledge for $1,000,000 in diamonds, but can he be trusted?

26m Sep 29, 1966

Operation Briefcase,

Efforts to aid a Nazi general's assassination plan hit a snag when Schultz unknowingly activates a time bomb meant for the Führer.

26m Oct 6, 1966

The Battle Of Stalag 13,

As the Hammelburg Underground lodges a complaint against Hogan's success, Klink finds himself caught between the Gestapo and the Wehrmacht, each trying to take over Stalag 13.

26m Oct 13, 1966

The Rise And Fall Of Sergeant Schultz,

Hogan is stymied over how to rescue a captured member of the underground until a potential diversion appears in the form of an old WWI buddy of Sgt. Schultz.

26m Oct 20, 1966

Hogan's Springs,

Rusted-out plumbing collapses the emergency tunnel just as Hogan needs to get four Underground leaders out of Germany, so he creates a health spa.

26m Oct 27, 1966

A Klink, A Bomb And A Short Fuse,

All goes well when Hogan's gang steals Klink's code book from his safe, photographs the contents, and returns it to its proper place. But there's a small hitch - Carter forgets to load the camera with film.

26m Nov 3, 1966

Tanks For The Memory,

When Newkirk discovers a new radio-controlled tank that could win the war for Germany, the allies want Hogan and the men to photograph the tank and then destroy it - but complications ensue during their mission.

26m Nov 10, 1966

A Tiger Hunt In Paris (Part 2),

While trying to free the underground agent "Tiger" in Paris, Hogan must seek help from a Parisian fortune teller and also enlist the aid of a man who is a look-alike for Nazi Police Chief Heinrich Himmler!

26m Nov 24, 1966

Will The Real Adolf Please Stand Up,

With camp security raised, Hogan and his men are desperate to smuggle some top-secret plans of German fortifications to the Allies. The solution? Make liberal use of Carter's remarkable impersonation of Adolf Hitler.

26m Dec 1, 1966

Don'T Forget To Write,

The aristocratic Colonel Klink fails a routine physical exam and lands a combat assignment at the Russian front! Fearing a hard-line replacement at Stalag 13, the men must do all they can to rescind Klink's marching papers.

25m Dec 8, 1966

The General Swap,

Col. Hogan is less than thrilled when he is assigned to help an obnoxious American general flee Stalag 13 - and the secret plan, involving a prisoner swap, winds up as trying and difficult as the arrogant escapee himself.

25m Jan 5, 1967

Information, Please,

Suspecting a security leak at Stalag 13, Gen. Burkhalter goes fishing with some false information and Col. Hogan falls for the bait. As a result, Burkhalter plants a spy among the prisoners to expose the guilty parties.

26m Dec 22, 1966

Art For Hogan'S Sake,

An assertive Gen. Burkhalter "requisitions" the famous Édouard Manet painting, "The Fife Player," from the Louvre museum in Paris to give to Hermann Goering as a birthday present. Undaunted by seemingly impossible logistics, Hogan and LeBeau decide to ste

26m Dec 29, 1966

Klink's Rocket,

Hogan's plan to relieve the bombing pressure on London with a trap hinges on Carter's ability to remember the name of a town - Leadingham.

25m Dec 15, 1966

The Great Brinksmeyer Robbery,

When the gang's hidden cache of money - needed to purchase a secret map - goes up in smoke, the men of Stalag 13 must come up with a way to replace the cash - and decide to pull off a bank heist in the nearby town.

26m Jan 12, 1967

Praise The Fuerher And Pass The Ammunition,

Nearby war games inspire Hogan to replace some of the blank German ammunition with live ammo, using Klink's birthday as a diversion.

26m Jan 19, 1967

Hogan And The Lady Doctor,

Hogan nixes a mission to destroy a synthetic fuel plant because the caper is too risky...but he is overruled - and forced to participate in the scheme by the ploy's mastermind, a strong-willed determined female scientist.

26m Jan 26, 1967

The Swing Shift,

Masquerading as German workers, Hogan and the crew have made elaborate and foolproof plans to blow a German cannon factory sky-high - but their plan backfires when Newkirk winds up being drafted into the German army.

25m Feb 2, 1967

Heil Klink,

When an important Third Reich official wants to defect, Hogan brings him to Stalag 13 - and convinces Col. Klink that the fugitive is Adolf Hitler in disguise...who is trying to elude assassins by hiding at the camp.

26m Feb 9, 1967

Killer Klink,

In using Schultz to deliver radio parts to the underground, Hogan causes a marital tiff, which, to fix, requires getting Klink to believe that his sergeant is dying from premature old age.

26m Feb 23, 1967

Everyone Has A Brother-In-Law,

While awaiting word to complete a sabotage mission, Stalag 13 gets a new officer under Klink - Burkhalter's alert brother-in-law, who enjoys tormenting prisoners.

25m Feb 16, 1967

The Reverend Commandant Klink,

When Hochstetter works to lower a French pilot's resistance to interrogation, Hogan brings the man's fiancee to camp to have Klink marry them.

25m Mar 2, 1967

Most Escape-Proof Prison Camp I've Ever Escaped From,

The presence of a masterful escape-artist POW threatens to destabilize Hogan's set-up at Stalag 13.

26m Mar 9, 1967

The Tower,

Hogan enlists an attractive agent's help in blackmailing Gen. Burkhalter so Klink won't be punished for the destruction of a newly built radio tower.

25m Mar 16, 1967

Colonel Klink's Secret Weapon,

To improve the camp's inspection rating, Klink transfers in a stern German sergeant who quickly makes life miserable for staff and prisoners alike with his overly strict and unwavering adherence to all regulations. All want him gone.

26m Mar 23, 1967

Top Secret, Top Cat,

The Allies give Hogan a solo mission: attend a baron's party as Commandant Klink. Burkhalter gets involved when he learns that Klink's name sits at the very top of the guest list.

26m Mar 30, 1967

The Reluctant Target,

Klink nabs a spy, so Hogan takes the focus off his catch by making Klink think someone's trying to kill the commandant himself, leading Klink to have Hogan become a decoy commandant.

26m Apr 6, 1967