Bret Michaels, lead singer of rock band Poison, welcomes 25 young ladies to his rocker lair in the hopes of finding that one special girl he can call his own.

Rock of Love

Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time

With 16 girls all fighting for Bret's affection, tensions are run high and alliances are formed as the ladies try to eliminate each other from the competition for Bret's heart, it's Good Girls versus Bad Girls.

Talk Dirty to Me

Bret challenges the twelve remaining girls to put the pedal to the metal in a motocross relay race, as they learn to ride, they fall, nearly run people over, and even lose an acrylic nail or two.

Motocross

Bret wants a woman with a creative side, so he splits the remaining 10 women in teams of 2 for a music challenge, where the girls write lyrics to one of Bret's tracks then perform the song on stage.

Riff it Good

Eight girls remain and Bret wants to see who's willing to get down-n-dirty for him in the First Annual Bret's Mudbowl!

First Annual Bret's Mudbowl

The next test is The Tour Bus Challenge where the ladies compete in various challenges all relating to the life on the road, the winner getting a solo date.

Tour Bus Challenge

This week Bret has arranged for his remaining sexy six to shoot an album cover for his latest release.

Show Me Your Hits

Bret is down to his fabulous five and he's getting serious about finding the right girl so he calls on three of his super fans to interrogate the ladies, and choose the girl they think is best.

Superfan Challenge

It's time to see who can handle Bret's rock star life on the road, so the final four girls take the tour bus heading to Vegas where Bret has a big show.

Vegas Baby!

Only three girls are left in the house and now it's time for their parents to meet Bret.

Meet the Parents

Things heat up when Bret tells the final 2 girls to pack their bikinis cause they're goin' for an exotic getaway to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico!

The Rose & the Thorn

In this 30 minute special episode, Bret hosts a look back at hilarious, never-before-seen moments with our favorite girls from the series.

Clip Show

Bret has gathered all of his ladies for one more wild night while two of the girls reveal that they moved in together and share the same bed.

Reunion

Pluto

Now, twenty new women will lay it all on the line for their chance at the ultimate rock-and-roll romance. This time, it will be bigger and better than ever, because as any rock fan knows  the best part of any rock-and-roll show is always the encore!

Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time

Full Episodes

Season 1, 13 episodes