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Lucy and Dirty Gertie

Comedy

25

Nov 12, 1972

Lucy portrays a gin-infested apple peddler in cooperating with the police to capture a suspected bank robber.

Full Episodes

Season 5, 24 episodes

Lucy's Big Break,

While in the hospital undergoing treatment for her broken leg, Lucy falls in love with a handsome doctor (Lloyd Bridges).

25m Sep 10, 1972

Lucy and Eva Gabor Are Hospital Roomies,

Lucy learns what it's like to room with a celebrity when Eva Gabor becomes her hospital roomate. Lucy is suffering a broken leg, Eva a mysterious foot injury.

25m Sep 17, 1972

Harrison Carter, Male Nurse,

Uncle Harry becomes the victim of his own genrosity when he ends up playing Florence Nightingale to Lucy, just home from the hospital with a broken leg on the mend.

25m Sep 24, 1972

A Home Is Not An Office,

Needing Lucy's inimitable services at his office, Harry transforms Lucy's living room into an office, much against the protestations of Lucy, still recuperating from her broken leg.

25m Oct 1, 1972

Lucy and Joe Namath,

Craig is home from college. While playing tennis, a football coach suspects he may also make a great quarterback. Can Joe Namath convince Lucy this is best for Craig?

25m Oct 8, 1972

The Case of the Reckless Wheelchair Driver,

Lucy is sued for $100,000 when she accidentally knocks down a would-be actor in a wheelchair accident.

25m Oct 15, 1972

Lucy, the Other Woman,

Lucy is accused of being the woman responsible for the break-up of her milkman's marriage. Totie Fields plays the milkman's wife.

25m Oct 22, 1972

Lucy and Petula Clark,

Lucy assigns herself the job of assistant to Petula Clark, who is expecting a child soon. Lucy starts babysitting before the event, and drives everybody whacko.

25m Oct 29, 1972

Lucy and Jim Bailey,

Female impersonator Jim Bailey fills in for an ill Phyllis Diller at one of Lucy's charity shows, with Lucy none the wiser.

25m Nov 5, 1972

Lucy and Dirty Gertie,

Lucy portrays a gin-infested apple peddler in cooperating with the police to capture a suspected bank robber.

25m Nov 12, 1972

Lucy and Donny Osmond,

Donny Osmond joins Lucy and her daughter, Kim in a musical charity revue to help save a local beach, but not before he gets a mad crush on Kim.

25m Nov 19, 1972

Lucy and Her Prince Charming,

Uncle Harry attempts to convince Lucy she should marry a fabulous wealthy foreign prince. His success means a giant commission.

25m Nov 26, 1972

My Fair Buzzi,

Lucy makes Ruth Buzzi into a new woman and thereby gives her the confidence to try out for the Drama Club revue. Lots of music and laughs.

25m Dec 10, 1972

Lucy and the Group Encounter,

After a session with a psychologist, Lucy and Harry change professional roles. With Lucy as "boss", they land a giant personnel placement count.

25m Dec 17, 1972

Lucy Is Really In a Pickle,

Lucy casts herself in a part of a pickle for a TV commercial.

25m Dec 31, 1972

Lucy Goes on Her Last Blind Date,

Under coercion from Harry, Lucy goes on a blind date with his cousin from Indiana (Don Knotts).

25m Jan 7, 1973

Lucy and Her Genuine Twimby,

Lucy buys a reproduction of a famous antique chair, unaware it's worth more than $5,000. Robert Cummings guests as the convincing antique dealer who tries to get it back.

25m Jan 14, 1973

Lucy Goes to Prison,

Lucy goes to prison to obtain information from absent-minded robber Elsa Lanchester.

25m Jan 21, 1973

Lucy and the Professor,

Lucy believes that her daughter, Kim is dating an older college professor and begins a campus campaign to curtail that activity.

25m Jan 28, 1973

Lucy and the Franchise Fiasco,

Lucy buys into a frozen milk stand as an investment, and ends up being the leader of a band of penguins who escaped from the zoo.

25m Feb 4, 1973

Lucy and Harry's Pot,

Lucy makes a mess of a ceramic workshop while learning to spin the potter's wheel in an attempt to replace a valued vase of Harry's that she broke.

25m Jan 28, 1973

The Not So Popular Mechanics,

Lucy takes a course in mechanics because the teacher is cute, then ignorantly applied techniques she should have learned to destroy Harry's classic Rolls Royce.

25m Feb 18, 1973

Goodbye, Mrs. Hips,

Lucy and her girlfriends begin a strict crash diet, tempted all the while by Harry's complete gourmet dinner reposing in Lucy's refrigerator.

25m Feb 25, 1973

Lucy and Harry's Memoirs,

Lucy and Harry re-live some of their funniest experiences on "Here's Lucy".

25m Mar 4, 1973