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Man vs. Machine

Comedy

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Sep 24, 1998

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal getting away more evil than Knievel, an insider theft of diamonds big enough to choke on and a relentless battle of man vs. machine.

Full Episodes

Season 3, 26 episodes

Best Dressed Burglars,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness joy-riding teenagers desperately in need of driver's education, some best-dressed burglars and a scenario worse than just getting your hand stuck in a toilet.

20m Sep 24, 1998

Man vs. Machine,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal getting away more evil than Knievel, an insider theft of diamonds big enough to choke on and a relentless battle of man vs. machine.

20m Sep 24, 1998

Funeral Flare-Up,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a small town getting terrorized by a big pig, a hard hitting reminder of why should always wear a helmet and a flare-up at a funeral home.

20m Oct 1, 1998

Home Exterminator,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a home exterminator ridding a house of valuables, a camera catching a burglar literally breaking and then entering and a criminal who got the shaft before court.

20m Oct 8, 1998

Rookie Robbery,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness two rookie robbers starting a life of crime, a lady who holds a full mink coat in her stretch pants and a liquor store robber whose plan is 100-proof stupid.

20m Oct 15, 1998

Restroom Robber,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal you might mistake for an action star, a man caught in the women’s restroom and a guy looking to meet girls by breaking into cars.

20m Oct 22, 1998

Squirreled Away,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness some serious squirrel coaxing, an ATM that became an ATV and a man who hopes no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.

20m Oct 29, 1998

Singing for Supper,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a huge divide of loot, a group of officers that make criminals sing for their supper and a clever way to break into a store.

20m Nov 5, 1998

Private Peeping Tom,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a "Peeping Tom" get protective over his territory, a drunk driver who ends up high and dry and a man wired on more than nicotine.

20m Nov 12, 1998

Stealing Stinks,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man who broke into a van and got more than he bargained for, a robber who could use a pale and shovel for his disguise and a guy who literally reeks of guilt.

20m Nov 19, 1998

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a parrot that might really be a stool pigeon, some teenagers out in the middle of the night and the world’s slowest car chase.

20m Nov 26, 1998

Half-Baked Burglary,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a half-baked attempt to steal a bread truck, a major appliance that stops a crook cold and much more.

20m Jan 14, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness someone trying to make their mark, a proud pot grower and someone who skimps on the expense of a full-time getaway driver.

20m Jan 21, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a crook sliding on thin ice before a major slip-up, a wakeup call for criminals to select a new career and much more.

20m Jan 28, 1999

Meter-Maid Rescue,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a guy choosing a strange way to make up with his girlfriend, the underestimated crime-fighting force of meter maids and much more.

20m Feb 4, 1999

Chimney Surprise,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a few criminals who try to escape Santa-style, a cab driver who gets the best of a passenger and a man who should have just called a ride.

20m Feb 11, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a pup with some pot whose owners get collared, law enforcement’s cool new invention and a thief with a flood of problems.

20m Feb 18, 1999

Picture Perfect,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a developing case of picture-perfect stupidity, a duct-dwelling criminal with nowhere to vent his anger and a dope who is two time zones from his destination.

20m Feb 25, 1999

Sticky Fingers,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal who missed his exit by a long shot, a criminal-tagging pizza boomerang and some misguided fellows who turn themselves in after a wrong turn.

20m Mar 4, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a getaway plan based on running in a circle, a silly crook whose magic trick earns him the name "Houdumbi" and a blockhead in a cell who regrets passing a note.

20m Mar 11, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a toilet-bound sector of society, a man in his birthday suit caught by an undercover officer and the saucy saga of a man saved by a grocery item.

20m Apr 29, 1999

Whose Got Mail?,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a mailman hungry for birthday cards, a man intoxicated by his molotov cocktail and a canine officer with a story that’d be a mistake to ignore.

20m May 6, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a couple getting more than their belongings back, a cop that helps a criminal with his pants and a man who can’t recall his unforgettable night.

20m May 13, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal with a handful of dynamite and a short fuse, a crook getting familiar with license plates before jail and a surefire accident waiting to happen.

20m May 20, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a video proving the escalator won’t be the only thing going down, a camera showing more than bears in the woods and a diaper-fitted criminal who earns a spanking.

20m May 27, 1999

Sleepy Service,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a robber counting cash while a waitress counts sheep, some guys who would rather not wait for a sale and much more.

20m Jun 3, 1999