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Twas the Night Before Christmas, You're Under Arrest

Comedy

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Dec 20, 1967

Ann buys theater tickets from a scalper as a Christmas present for the Baumans, but she later learns from Don that some scalpers use personal information to burglarize their customers.

Full Episodes

Season 2, 30 episodes

Pass the Potatoes, Ethel Merman,

A walk-on role for a play starring Ethel Merman in a revival of Gypsy leaves Ann awestruck.

25m Sep 6, 1967

The Good Skate,

Ann auditions for a soda commercial that requires performance on roller skates, something she has a little difficulty with.

25m Sep 13, 1967

Black, White and Read All Over,

After yet another rejection of Donald's unpublished novel, Ann offers to submit it to her father, who knows a publisher who's a customer at his restaurant.

25m Sep 20, 1967

To Each Her Own,

Donald does a news story on computer dating and takes Ann along for the ride. Much to Ann's chagrin, the girl that the computer dating service assigns to her boyfriend is a lot like her.

25m Sep 27, 1967

Donald gets Ann to house-sit at his apartment, and she runs into another friend of his (Bill Bixby), who is also staying there.

25m Oct 4, 1967

Absence Makes the Heart Grow Nervous,

Before Ann goes to Philadelphia for a play that's making a nationwide tour, Donald tries to show her a good time by giving her a night on the town...and another night...and another night...

25m Oct 11, 1967

The Philadelphia Story,

Unable to tolerate life without Ann, Donald goes to Philadelphia to write a review of Ann's play.

25m Oct 18, 1967

There's Nothing to Be Afreud of But Freud Himself,

Donald writes an article on a newfangled psychological exam, and he tries to use it on Ann and the Baumans.

25m Oct 25, 1967

The Collaborators,

Ann and Donald decide to work on a play about her life, but creative differences get in the way.

25m Nov 1, 1967

An Italian movie director spots Ann and wants her to star in his next movie...and perform a nude scene.

25m Nov 8, 1967

Thanksgiving Comes But Once a Year, Thankfully,

Ann struggles to cook everybody's favorite dishes for a Thanksgiving dinner.

25m Nov 22, 1967

The Mailman Cometh,

A substitute agent sets Ann up on a publicity date with Dick Shawn, who knows nothing about it.

25m Nov 29, 1967

It's a Mod, Mod World (Part 1),

Originally doubting the intentions of a photographer, Ann is convinced, thanks to Donald, that she should take a job as a model for him because he's legitimate.

25m Dec 6, 1967

It's a Mod, Mod World (Part 2),

Donald is on the edge over Ann's time with Noel Prince, despite her assurances, she has no interest in her new boss.

25m Dec 13, 1967

Twas the Night Before Christmas, You're Under Arrest,

Ann buys theater tickets from a scalper as a Christmas present for the Baumans, but she later learns from Don that some scalpers use personal information to burglarize their customers.

25m Dec 20, 1967

A Friend in Need,

After Ann is injured on a movie set, Donald goes overboard in trying to take care of her.

25m Dec 27, 1967

Fur All We Know,

After Ann models an expensive chinchilla stole, the owner insists that she borrow it as she accompanies Don to a party for the wealthy jet-set where she is mistaken for an heiress.

25m Jan 3, 1968

Another family visit to Ann's parents in Brewster pits Donald against Lou.

25m Jan 10, 1968

Sixty-Five on the Aisle,

Lou Marie buys theater and train tickets for sixty-five people from Brewster to see Ann in a play. A conflict arises between the producers who do not want them leaving the theater during a scene.

25m Jan 17, 1968

Call of the Wild,

A commercial director tells Anne she has a face that no housewife would feel threatened by, which makes her wonder if she has any sex appeal.

25m Jan 24, 1968

The Other Woman,

Ann suggests that her father escort Ethel Merman to a formal event, and the tabloids make him look like her new boyfriend.

24m Jan 31, 1968

He and She and He,

Still obsessed with Ann, Noel Prince returns to New York to try to get her to marry him.

25m Feb 7, 1968

Odpdypahimcaifss,

A scandal erupts when Donald's mother is invited to Ann's place and finds his pants in her closet.

25m Feb 21, 1968

Ann is worried about Pete's new boyfriend George (Albert Salmi), a jock who doesn't necessarily treat her like a lady.

25m Mar 6, 1968

The Detective Story,

A series of obscene phone calls prompts Ann to call the NYPD, who sends over a detective who seems to be getting a little too close for comfort, especially Donald's.

25m Mar 13, 1968

If You Were Almost the Only Man in the World,

After being hit by a fly ball at a baseball game, Ann meets a doctor who bears a striking resemblance to Donald.

25m Mar 20, 1968

Just Spell the Name Right,

Ann hires press agent Eddie Edwards (Jessie White) to boost her career, but his method of doing so involves naming her in the divorce of one of her former soap opera co-stars (Robert Alda).

26m Mar 27, 1968

After a hunting trip, Donald decides to grow a beard, which doesn't necessarily turn Ann on.

25m Apr 10, 1968

Ann helps sober up a comedian who thinks that they had an affair.

25m Apr 17, 1968

Old Man's Darling,

An elderly man who ruins Ann's dress gets her a new one, but he keeps buying her gifts which she feels that she can't accept.

25m Apr 24, 1968