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S1 E15 Hail to the Teeth

Comedy

21m

Feb 13, 2010

Glenn experiences a crisis of confidence when Courtney writes an essay citing Millard Fillmore as the person she admires most, not her father. Featuring: Harve Presnell

Full Episodes

Season 1, 20 Episodes

Save the Tooth,

After reading an article in a magazine about his favorite childhood park being torn down, Glenn rents an RV and forces his family to go on a road trip to the park to protest.

21m Aug 18, 2009

When his family fails to appreciate the beauty of Niagara Falls because they are too addicted to Blackberries and Gameboys, Glenn confiscates the devices and stops for a few days in an Amish village to teach his family a lesson.

21m Aug 16, 2009

Glenn promises that Jackie can redecorate the RV to cheer her up. But when they pick up a mysterious stranger who says he can help with the interior design, Glenn's jealousy threatens to get in the way of his family's happiness. Featuring: Alan Tudyk

21m Aug 19, 2009

Fatal Direction,

Tired of Glenn getting lost all the time, Jackie buys him a North Star (an operated assisted navigation system). Unfortunately, the navigator falls in love with Glenn and plots to kill Jackie so she can become Glenn's wife.

21m Sep 27, 2009

Halloween Hangover,

Jackie wants the kids to have the best Halloween ever, but Glenn's sugar addiction threatens to ruin the whole night. Meanwhile, Courtney is feeling threatened herself when she learns that Wendy has a crush on Conor.

21m Oct 25, 2009

We've Created a Mobster,

Tired of customers welching on their payments, Glenn inadvertently goes into business with the mob. And Courtney and Wendy dupe Conor into participating in a foxy boxing scheme in an effort to make more money.

21m Aug 23, 2009

From Here to Fraternity,

At their college reunion Glenn is determined to show Conor that he is no longer a nerd, while Jackie tries to teach the girls about the importance of sisterhood. Featuring: Thomas Dekker

21m Aug 30, 2009

Korea Opportunities,

When Wendy's secret life as a former North Korean gymnast threatens to tear her and Courtney's friendship apart, Glenn does whatever it takes to get Wendy back, even going up against the #3 most powerful man in North Korea.

21m Sep 13, 2009

The Grossest Show on Earth,

When Conor realizes that he has never won anything in his life, Glenn takes the family to a roadside circus to cheer him up. While there, Glenn acts as the circus dentist and Conor develops a long-hidden (and disgusting) talent.

21m Aug 17, 2009

A Bromantic Getaway,

Frustrated with the family's huge carbon footprint, Jackie forces everyone to go to her hero Rick Montana's eco-village. However, things do not go as planned when Rick ignores Jackie and begins a bromance with Glenn.

21m Aug 24, 2009

Glenn has a hard time dealing with the fact that his mother has a new boyfriend and has become a swinger. Elsewhere, Courtney becomes a fan of golf-cart racing and Conor gets an unexpected pet. Featuring: Betty White, Estelle Harris

21m Oct 18, 2009

Deck the Malls,

Glenn forces the family to get jobs at the Mall of America after they all go on a huge shopping spree with his money. Featuring: Mike O’Malley, David Koechner, Alex Borstein

21m Nov 28, 2009

Little Miss Backstabber,

Jackie and Courtney enter a mother/daughter pageant. When Courtney ditches Jackie for Glenn, Jackie adopts Wendy and the two pairs ruthlessly attempt to sabotage each other. Conor tricks a girl into believing he is blind. Featuring: Steve-O

21m Oct 11, 2009

Mom Dated THAT Guy?,

While in LA, the Martins visit Jackie's ex-boyfriend who has never gotten over her and goes a little too far in trying to win her back. Conor is selected to participate in a new game show, "Are You Smarter than a Chicken?" Featuring: Gene Simmons

21m Nov 8, 2009

Hail to the Teeth,

Glenn experiences a crisis of confidence when Courtney writes an essay citing Millard Fillmore as the person she admires most, not her father. Featuring: Harve Presnell

21m Feb 13, 2010

Due to her acute road rage, Jackie is forced to attend anger management and finds release from her stress by joining a roller derby team. Courtney decides to sell cheese steaks made of dog food to the people of Philadelphia. Featuing: Chris Parnell

21m Apr 11, 2010

Jackie of All Trades,

Turning 40 and realizing she hasn't done anything with her life, Jackie leaps at the chance to join her favorite 80s band on tour. Meanwhile, Conor tries miserably to physically compete against Wendy. Featuring: Chrissie Hynde, Maggie Wheeler

21m May 6, 2010

Glenn is forced to strip to pay off his debts after trying too hard to impress Jackie's father. Conor is handcuffed to an international spy as part of a recovery program for second-hand smoke. Featuring: Don Johnson, Bryan Cranston, Penn Gillette

21m Mar 7, 2010

Jackie tires of raising her family in an RV and talks Glenn into looking into a new subdivision. The family falls in love with the clean and happy neighborhood, but Jackie soon discovers the ugly truth behind the facade. Featuring: Ty Burrell

21m May 20, 2010

The Tooth Shall Set You Free,

When an ex-serial killer is released from prison, Jackie and Glenn fear for their safety as Glenn botched up the killer's teeth years ago. Conor turns a horse trailer and turns it into a bachelor pad to Courtney's disdain.

21m Jan 24, 2010