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S1 E28 The Genius

Comedy

G

26m

Sep 24, 1963

Patty Lane tampers with an I.Q. testing computer and is accidentally rated a genius. Mr. Snell persuades her parents to allow Patty to do anything she pleases. Chaos reigns until another test brings Patty's dream world to a crashing end.

Season 1, 36 Episodes

Are Mothers People?,

Natalie Lane begins to feel that her family no longer appreciates her. She cooks, she sews, she cleans the house, she runs errands, and delivers messages with no more than a dutiful note of thanks from her husband, her children, or her niece.

Auld Lang Syne,

Martin's brother Kenneth has come to New York to celebrate Christmas with his daughter Cathy, only to discover that T.R. Castle, the publisher of the Chronicle, has fired him from his job as a foreign correspondent.

Author, Author,

After browsing through a French teenager's best-seller, Patty Lane decides to write a novel presenting the American teenager's viewpoint. Propelled by 'creative inspiration', Patty writes her novel in one week.

When Patty decides she needs a new evening gown, and Mr. Lane refuses to pay for it, she decides to go into business to raise the needed cash. The business is babysitting.

Chip Off The Old Block,

Patty is elected editor-in-chief of her school newspaper but discovers that the position is more of a drudge than an honor. The newspaper has a circulation of less than 30. Patty's solution is one that is all too common these days.

Here is the story of how Cathy came to live with the Lane family in New York, and the amazing adventures that befall two girls who look exactly alike.

On the night that the two cousins are holding a dance party in the Lane home, Cathy is confined to bed as a result of an unexpected reaction to a flu shot.

For no apparent reason, Richard suddenly tells Patty that he has decided to drop out of school and look for a job. Patty and her family do everything they can to dissuade him from taking this fateful step but to no avail.

As a surprise birthday present for her father, Patty schemes to arrange a weekend for her parents at the same fishing lodge where they spent their honeymoon. Part of the plan involves getting a fishing license in her father's name.

Patty and Richard have decided to go steady. Their parents are not happy about this decision. They feel that 16-year old boys and girls should have as many contacts as possible and should not restrict their social life to one member of the opposite sex.

Patty needs money to buy her mother a birthday present. It seems that Patty always needs money, and she usually comes up with fantastic schemes to raise it. This time she decides to become an astrologist, so she converts her bedroom into a reading room.

The Lane household is invaded by spinster Aunt Pauline when she arrives for her annual visit. Much to everyone's dismay Aunt Pauline, expected to stay only for dinner, moves in with a bag and baggage and immediately takes over running the house.

How To Be Popular,

Cathy, a shy and retiring girl, finds herself green with envy at Patty's ability to mix and make friends. One day she finds a column in the daily newspaper in which a certain Aunt Jane advises teenagers on their problems.

Leave It To Patty,

Patty is a candidate for chairman of the class prom. She has a chance to win this important post if she can promise to supply a celebrity as the guest star of the dance.

Let 'Em Eat Cake,

Patty's mother, Natalie Lane, bakes a cake to enter the church bazaar contest. Patty and her look-alike cousin Cathy find it and have it half-eaten before they discover it was meant for the contest. Their solution to the dilemma: bake another cake.

Patty The Foster Mother,

The political science class at Brooklyn Heights High School decides to adopt a Korean war orphan, and Patty is put in charge of the campaign. Patty's enthusiasm knows no bounds. She writes him letters, and sends him food and money.

Patty strikes up a pen-pal relationship with an unknown admirer. Her friendship turns to dreams of idealistic romance as the letters become more poetic and lyrical. As a final touch, they are signed Lancelot.

Slight Case Of Disaster,

Feminine jealousy rears its ugly head when both Patty and her archrival Sue Ellen plan their costumes for the big Saturday night dance.

The slumber party is a peculiar institution, Cathy writes to her father in Europe. Girls get together for a night; they eat, they gossip, they play records, they do everything except sleep.

The Brooklyn Heights High School Drama Department is producing a lavish version of Shakespeare's Anthony & Cleopatra. Cathy tries out for the lead role, but Patty unexpectedly gets the part.

The Birds & The Bees Bit,

Patty's twelve-year-old brother Ross finds himself invited to his first dance by a new girl in the neighborhood. Panicky with fear, he does everything he can to wriggle out of his obligation. It remains for Patty and Cathy to teach him about dances.

The Christmas Present,

Christmas is a day away and Cathy is all aglow. Her father, who is a foreign correspondent in Europe, has always made it a point to visit his daughter on Christmas, no matter where he was stationed at the time. This Christmas promises to be no different.

The Con Artists,

A slick door-to-door salesman talks Cathy into buying a vacuum cleaner as a birthday present for Natalie, but when the cost for the entire package is added up, it turns out that neither Patty nor Cathy have anywhere near enough money to pay for it.

The Conquering Hero,

In the midst of this most successful season, the Brooklyn Heights High School basketball team is threatened with catastrophe. Its star player, Stretch, is moving with his family to Michigan.

The Continental,

Patty's father, Martin Lane, comes home and tells them that his publisher has assigned him to head the Paris office for a year, the family is ecstatic. However, as the day of departure draws near, the thrill of leaving for Europe begins to pale.

The French Teacher,

Love provides an unusual aid to education in the form of a handsome French teacher at Brooklyn Heights High School. Patty's parents are astonished when her French grades suddenly zoom up and up.

The Friendship Bit,

Patty is horrified to discover that she seems to be allergic to Cathy. Patty and Cathy are not only cousins, they are the closest of friends as well. They do everything together and cannot bear to be parted from one another.

Patty Lane tampers with an I.Q. testing computer and is accidentally rated a genius. Mr. Snell persuades her parents to allow Patty to do anything she pleases. Chaos reigns until another test brings Patty's dream world to a crashing end.

The Little Dictator,

Cathy, the brightest student at Brooklyn Heights High School, is appointed Student Principal for a week, the highest honor a student can obtain. Patty becomes jealous, and while Cathy is teaching a class, she engages in wisecracks and unruly behavior.

The Perfect Teenager,

Patty concludes that she is a flop as a teenager when she flunks a psychological exam for teenagers in a magazine. To overcome her imagined deficiencies, she decides to enroll in a school for teenage models.

At stake is the presidency of the senior class. The candidates are Patty...and her cousin Cathy.

The Princess Cathy,

Cathy finds herself falling in love with a foreign exchange student at the high school. Imagine her surprise when the student proposes marriage, and then turns out to be the Prince of the distant land of Bukanistan.

The Songwriters,

Richard and Patty have had an argument, and to win him back Patty writes him a love poem which in reality has been stolen out of a collection in the Lane family library. Cathy sees the poem and puts it to music.

Cathy, who is an expert seamstress, makes a dress for herself that turns out to be the success of the season at Brooklyn Heights High School. Immediately Patty senses an opportunity to apply business initiative to the situation.

The Working Girl,

As is very often the case, Patty finds that she needs money. Her solution this time is to take a job as a waitress in the local ice-cream parlor, where her pay is $15 a week and all the sodas she can drink.

Wedding Anniversary Caper,

The Lanes' wedding anniversary is coming up and poor Ross cannot afford to get them a present. In a flash of inspiration, he enters Patty's photo in a Beautiful Teens Contest for which the first prize is a portable television set.

Details

The Patty Duke Show

Comedy

G

3 Seasons

25m

Patty Lane loves rock 'n roll and bubble gum. Her British cousin Cathy adores classical music and speaks Latin. They also happen to look exactly alike which gives cause to confusion and fun.

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