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S7 E3 The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E3 - Gloria Swanson

Comedy

TV-G

22m

Sep 28, 1973

Guest Gloria Swanson arrives for the Q&A...but she only has eyes for Lyle. Sketches include a "Carol & Sis" where the Bradfords try to discourage an elevator operator... who only has eyes for Carol.

Season 7, 24 Episodes

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E1 - Jim Nabors,

Guest star Jim Nabors walks the earth like Caine in "Kung Fu" in a supersized spoof of the hit David Carradine Western and Martial Arts television series, here entitled "Yung Fool."

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E2 - Tim Conway, Charo,

Tim Conway and Charo guest! In separate sketches, Tim plays a man at a unisex salon, a fellow trying to stay awake for a speech, and a journalist meeting "Chiquita" (Charo) and her mother (Carol.)

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E3 - Gloria Swanson,

Guest Gloria Swanson arrives for the Q&A...but she only has eyes for Lyle. Sketches include a "Carol & Sis" where the Bradfords try to discourage an elevator operator... who only has eyes for Carol.

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E4 - Helen Reddy, John Byner,

Tonight's guests are Helen Reddy and John Byner, who appear in a series of commercial parodies. John also takes part in a "Nora Desmond" sketch, while Vicki plays gossip columnist "Rona Rumor."

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E5 - Paul Sand, Eydie Gorme,

Paul Sand and Eydie Gorme guest star in this episode, which includes a salute to movie series such as "Dr. Kildaire", and Paul and Eydie joining Carol for an outrageous werewolf sketch.

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E6 - Jack Weston,

In this episode, guest Jack Weston matches up with Carol on a computer date, Carol sings "The Lady Is A Tramp", and Harvey plays Dr. Jekyll--with none other than Carol as his Ms. Hyde.

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E7 - John Byner,

Guest John Byner is in top form, playing both a black-hatted Western villain and a trial witness (with Carol as a captivated stenographer). And on "Carol & Sis", The Bradfords join an encounter group.

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E8 - Steve Lawrence,

The always game Steve Lawrence steps into the Fred MacMurray role in a take-off on the classic noir film "Double Indemnity"... here named "Double Calamity", with Carol in the femme fatale role.

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E9 - Tim Conway,

Tim Conway can spin any situation into comedy gold, and he proves it here as an airport security officer. Elsewhere, Carol and Harvey play actors suffering Carol's lack of contact lenses onstage.

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E10 - Family Show,

Tonight's episode features "Carol & Sis", where hypochondriac Harvey must avoid Carol, who has the Hong Kong Flu, and a take-off of the 1932 romance "Back Street"...here called "Back Alley."

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E11 - Tim Conway,

Tim Conway hops a plane with the cast for a performance in Sydney, Australia! As The Oldest Conductor, Tim leads the Sydney Orchestra, while ham actor Harvey must contend with a drunken co-star.

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E12 - Ruth Buzzi, Richard Crenna,

Tonight's episode features guest stars Ruth Buzzi and Richard Crenna, who take part in a salute to the "bad girls" of cinema in a series of satiric spoofs of classic movies and their tropes.

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E13 - Anthony Newley, Dick Martin,

Guests Anthony Newley and Dick Martin are anything but clueless in tonight's tribute to detectives in the movies, while Carol and Vicki are single and ready to mingle in a sketch set in a singles bar.

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E14 - Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence,

Tim Conway and Steve Lawrence guest star! A chimp's bite leads to some monkey business for Tim in one sketch, while another features a business relationship resembling a failed romantic relationship.

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E15 - Paul Sand,

Carol's guest is Paul Sand! A pair of sketches dealing with weddings are featured, addressing the planning and aftermath of the ceremonies. Also: a series of timely bits related to the energy crisis.

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E16 - Carl Reiner,

The great Carl Reiner joins Carol and the gang! Carl appears in two sketches in this episode: as the husband of an accident-prone woman, and as a marriage counselor to a comedienne and her spouse.

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E17 - Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence,

Tim Conway and Steve Lawrence guest star, taking part in TV commercial spoofs. Tim also appears as The Oldest Man (now working as a dresser for the theatre), and in a pantomime sketch with Carol.

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E18 - Joel Grey, Vincent Price,

Life is a cabaret when Joel Grey and Vincent Price are guest starring! The two play guests at a hotel where Carol is the switchboard operator (who listens in on all the calls.) Also: "Carol & Sis."

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E19 - Bernadette Peters, Tim Conway,

Bernadette Peters and Tim Conway guest star in a head-spinning installment of "As The Stomach Turns" spoofing "The Exorcist" in the process. Also: Tim and Harvey play Japanese sailors in a tiny sub.

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E20 - Tim Conway,

Tim Conway vill make you (and Lyle) laff as a tough German interrogator in WWII. Meanwhile, Carol plays a housewife listening to a radio advice show where the dilemmas addressed seem very familiar...

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E21 - Steve Lawrence,

Tonight's guest star is Steve Lawrence, who plays the brilliant Russian director of a play put on by the P.T.A., and a hitman employed by Carol to take out her husband, played by Harvey.

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E22 - Roddy McDowall,

Roddy McDowall guest stars! Highlights include Roddy joining "The Family" for a reunion where Mama and the rest are unimpressed by his success, and a "Brief Encounter" with briefer dialogue.

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E23 - John Byner, Francine Beers,

Tonight's guests: John Byner and Francine Beers! Sketches include an escaped convict seeking refuge in a diner, Carol and Vicki as robots made by John and Harvey, and the latest "Carol & Sis."

The Carol Burnett Show: S7 E24 - Family Show,

A laugh-filled "Family Show!" Sketches include an encounter at a bar between Harvey and Carol, who misreads every situation, and Carol and Vicki as contestants in a "Lucky Lady" contest.

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The Carol Burnett Show

Comedy

TV-PG

11 Seasons

22m

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